Q:Please settle a dispute: Do frogs have feelings?
Frogs are moody bastards, quick to anger, with a sharp wit and a razor tongue. They love easily and deeply, and sometimes get their hearts broken by fair maidens who toss them aside after discovering that it takes a bit of time to turn an amphibian in a charming prince. Frogs are known to join various social networking sites where they spend hours and hours trying to transform their wounded hearts into words and pictures, seeking some small bit of validation from people who click on red hearts and gold stars.
Anyway, the answer is no, not until it’s too damn late and the water is already boiling.
