Well, she picked me up in a German car
And she took me out to an Irish bar
Where I drank some beer in a plastic cup
Till I had some trouble standing up
And then she drove downtown to a strobe-lit place
Where all wore the guys wore chains and the thumping bass
Was so intense I could barely feel my face
And I think I asked her back to my place
But that’s all I recall
And when I woke up in the hall
I was alone and softly groaning
And I’d lost my keys and lost my phone
And I wondered what I did or said
That I might soon regret
It was the night I can’t remember
With the girl I can’t forget
This song always makes me laugh. Every single time.
Fountains of Wayne - The Girl I Can’t Forget
