Two days of poking around on OKCupid is enough to make anyone commit suicide

The odds against finding someone you want to spend time with (and who is located somewhere in the same general area code) are just staggering. All I can think about is how good I had it before, how stupid I was to let it go, and how much I’d appreciate it if one of you would just shoot me dead now.

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  1. kukkurovaca reblogged this from froggeek and added:
    that band that did...music video on treadmills, right?
  2. alinasmith said: Some people just aren’t “find love on dating websites” kind of people. I know I’m certainly not. I spent years on those damn things before chucking it.
  3. steelopus said: I’ve been a member there for nearly a year now and you’re correct, it’s pretty brutal. But don’t give up hope.
  4. escapereality said: I will absolutely NOT shoot you dead, sir. Don’t give up, something will come along when you are not even looking for it. It may have even been there all along… (I’m currently working on my Hallmark resume)
  5. angelablack said: PEW PEW
  6. monkeyfrog said: I’m pretty sure dead dating is even harder, Ron.
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