One more of my mom because LOOK AT THAT FUCKING HAIR!
Some fun mom facts. She sings opera, teaches voice in the bel canto method, was co-valedictorian (with my dad, damn nerds), can read neumes and translate them into notes, writes Gregorian chant, does math in her head to beat the band, and reads a mean natal chart. And that’s just her brain. Her heart is even better. She has never said one unkind thing to me in my entire life. Growing up I heard: you’re so smart, funny, graceful, creative, beautiful, interesting. But you know what? I think she got it mixed up, because those are my adjectives for her.
Well, at least we know now where mayjah gets her FUCKYEAH from. Who knew that awesome was hereditary?


