April 2011
Oh jeez. Culture Club earworm.
I love her, but I’m gonna get her back for this. Just wait.
March 2011
Tumblr: Come for the naked tattooed girls, stay...
March 30, 2007
I joined Twitter four years ago today.
Unreal. It seems like forever, in a way. And even though I hardly use it anymore, I can’t imagine what my day would be like in a world without Twitter. I met most of you people there. I met Amy Nicole there. And even though I hardly look at it, I almost always have my Twitter client open.
Anyways, happy anniversary!
Sorry, I deleted that post. I'm too angry to be...
One thing I hate about myself is my tendency to jump with both feet when I’m overwhelmed, and recently I’ve been trying to break myself of the habit. Those pictures should be spread far and wide so that people can see the direct result of the whole “support the troops” meme, but it needs to be done dispassionately, and by people smarter and wiser than I.
Holy crap. I just came across a captcha that...
I think the internet just raped me.
Driving through downtown Miami
cloudya:
“I’m going to see if I can spot a prostit…found one!”
One night at the Vegas Hilton I fell into a conversation with a couple of hookers who were playing video slots at the casino bar. They were pretty cool, and spent 15 minutes or so talking and laughing at my jokes, the way anybody who wants to get into your wallet will do. After just a few spins the younger of the girls ran out of...
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(: .ti kcuf: LOL bill collectors →
atsirhc:
unemployed means unemployed. unemployed doesn’t mean i can magically pull some type of monthly payment out of my ass to pay you. if i had the extra money to do that, YOU WOULDN’T BE CALLING ME BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO PAY MY BILL ALREADY. i didn’t mean to get sick and i surely didn’t mean…
Yep. Still a socialist.
BAWK BAWK! THANK YOU EASTER BUNNY!
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Judge Restores Title for Texas Beauty Queen →
Because being 5’8” and 129lbs just makes you too damn fat to be Miss San Antonio.
Insert your own “Everything is bigger in Texas” joke. I don’t feel like being funny at the moment.
Bit Bucket: What Tumblr is, and what it is not. →
tbridge:
There’s been a lot of people saying they’re decamping for various other services in the wake of the continued assault of error messages and problems. It’s clear that Tumblr has massive engineering problems, potentially fatal ones, that the company has failed to address for at least 9 months now,…
It’s not the overwhelming downtime that’s pushing people away, though,...
Realization of the Day
There is no quicker way into my heart than singing to me. Especially if you do it in Brazilian Portuguese.
THUNDERBOOMER!
First one this year, and it smells incredible what with the rain and the ozone and flowers and all.
It doesn’t take much to make me happy.
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You guys are too amazing for words.
I am completely humbled. I’ll send proper thank you’s as soon as I’m behind a real keyboard, but for now just know that I’m grateful, and that I love all of you for what you’ve done.
My laptop died
And since I was earning my living with my laptop, it means I have big problems. It also means I’ll probably be doing my Tumbling on a notepad and scrap paper for awhile. I’ll do my best to keep up with you guys on my phone. Texts, e-mails, and voicemails will be much appreciated - my sanity will be in jeopardy otherwise.
