March 2010
Somebody needs to tell Beth that her beret doesn't...
And if I left anyone out, I apologise.
Who, me? Just watching the giant beavers on...
February 2010
I'd like to point your eyes toward the Discovery...
milkglassmao:
You’re welcome.
OMG
14 gold medals.
yodelmachine:
That is a shit-friggin’-ton of gold medals.
HRMPH. As a famous dwarf once said, it still only counts as one.
AT LEAST I CAN EAT CANADIAN BACON WITHOUT SHAME...
I'm going to be in SO much trouble for that.
"Getting my nap on"
Wait - that one didn’t need quotes.
Just in case you're unaware.
Tuesday night, 8PM EST, AMC: To Kill A Mockingbird
If you haven’t seen this movie, well, I’m not certain we can be friends anymore.
Well, that's at least one good reason to use...
Sorry about ur vagina, Jelisa.
Dear CNN Lady,
slowgraffiti:
You keep interviewing evacuated tourist in Hawaii. They are not scared. In fact, one guy admitted to being drunk. Stop trying to get the “we’re so scared” story out of them.
She did the exact same thing the other night, trying her level best to get Jack Hannah to say that Killer Whales were horrible, evil monsters. He made her look pretty damn foolish - too bad she wasn’t...
She's married with two kids now. Funny how life...
WatchBelly - Super Connected
[ Retires to bunk with reblog of low-contrast,... →
guillee:
Green!
(via delgrosso)
“In my opinion a few pacifists are inwardly pro-Nazi, and extremist left-wing...”
– George Orwell, by way of Andrew Sullivan
Emphasis is mine.
"Craving a mango"
Forecast: It's odd out today.: Desiderata →
toosweet4rnr:mathcat:
I first read this when I was a young twenty-something and fell in love with it. I kept it on every classroom wall during my years as a teacher. As I have grown older, it has meant more to me. It seems fitting to post it now. Hopefully, you will find something in it that speaks to you. …
“You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you...
“Of course, the extra fee will be paid by your insurance company, right? Not a...”
– The city of Tracy, California charges citizens $300 anytime they call 911 - unless their house is on fire.
The gathering storm - Roger Ebert’s Journal
Watchmayjah:
for Annie. I had no idea they were called doodleboppers. I went and used the highly unscientific term ‘antennae’. So embarrassed. But they will make you genuinely happier. It’s impossible to be sad with doodleboppers on, imPOSSible.
Those things are called “deely-boppers” around these parts.
Gawd, someone please know what song I'm...
rrrrred:
You betta bet your liiiiiiiiiiife
Or I will cut you - cut you like a knife.
You know who else liked their privacy?
Yeah Tiger Woods, I’m looking at you.
I learned something today, and it disappointed me...
Sorry for being so clueless, guys. What happened was inexcusable.
everything in the sky: “Well, we had a problem... →
“Well, we had a problem getting user logins to work right so when a user refreshed or hit back they’d lose their session. So what we did is, we took a screenshot of the refresh/back buttons in IE6 and put them in the HTML and wrote our own code for these refresh and back buttons. Now when a…
Shoot me now.
rinaedin:
I’ve got some things to get off my chest here. My trust in someone has been absolutely shattered. To make things worse - I am not the only one he’s hurt. Many of us have all been hurt in different ways by this guy. I won’t name any names, and I won’t get into any details here.
I feel betrayed and so completely saddened by this. I’m angry. I’m confused. I’m scared. I feel like I...
Thanks for that, Alina. Now my ribs are going to...
I laughed so hard I cried.