September 2009
I ♥ @shoesonwrong
Stay strong, kiddo. The thing about pendulums is that they ALWAYS swing back your way eventually.
Damn Tumblr, go ahead and ruin my joke by not...
MAAAAAARRRCCCOOOOO.
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Apparently I'm in a right mood today. Look out,...
Leave your stepping stones behind, there’s...
The world is collapsing around our ears.
REM -...
Senate panel rejects ‘public option’ - Health care... →
I can’t even begin to express how bitterly angry this makes me.
“When I was young and kids would gather to jump someone, they’d always make up a...”
– Live from “Take Back America” | TNC (via spratt)
THIS
God but I have such a crush on Ta-Nehisi.
BTW, the only issue I had with today's LRT was...
Having Tron finally hit the top of your Netflix...
“Girls like it when you nickname them something smaller than a bread box....”
– Mindy Kaling (via fuckyeahmindy) (via cleversimon) Gravy boat? (via insooutso)
Hostess Fruit Pie? Stick o’ Buttah? (via frageelay)
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stuffed loin of pork?
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Cheese log?
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Reese Cup?
So, I hear they are droppin' F-Bombs on SNL...
“I, for one, am ecstatic that someone is smoochin’ that little tree frog.”
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And that the frog is feelin’ the love.
Some things just ought to be. That is one of them.
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Awwwww… (blush)
A year or so back, a beautiful, smart, funny,...
At first, the little frog didn’t pay her any attention, because he kind of had his head up his own ass most of the time. (Tree frogs are like that. It’s a problem that needs to be addressed.)
One day, the frog noticed just how nice the pretty girl was, and how she never ever ever had anything mean or snarky or hateful to say to people, no matter how much they had it coming.
So the...
It's just a face he's going through.
***MUTE***
My dashboard is decidedly "G" rated these days.
What the hell happened to you guys, anyway?
kareyse:
lilykily: Ron? How you feeling today? You got tum tum achey? (source)
I know, I hate frogs, but this is hilarious. And you’ll never know. Maybe he’s a prince in disguise. He’d be a really humourous prince; the kind I like (:
I’m hardly homourous, but I’ll make no comment on the prince part. You ladies will just need to kiss me if you want to be certain.
Words that I can never correctly pronounce:
Aluminum
Trochanter. Supercilious. Malleable. Voluminous.
Supper? What's wrong with supper?
Talking Heads - Nothing But Flowers
This was a...
I am a boob, man.
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Amazing what a comma can do.
My favorite words are flummoxed, nonplussed and...
kimalah:
Ad nauseum is pretty cool too.
Oh and indubitably.
Did I mention impervious?
You’ve went and got me all discombobulated.
so am i the only one who has a visceral reaction...
inthefade:
I think I developed an actual, physical Ed Hardy allergy.
I have all my ink designed by this chick over in the UK. Brighton, I think it is.
She has a strong literary aesthetic, and does VERY smart work. Highly recommended.
Good grief people, it's getting so that everytime...
BB King is NOT dead. Whew.
Can anyone explain to me why people are still...
I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.
The Pretenders - Tattooed Love Boys
Today’s...
