July 2009
Insooutso, you're also doing the promotional...
(via sniffyjenkins)
We’re going to need to book time on Letterman and Conan, stat. Sniffy, you up to doing the light night talk show circuit?
Damn but I ♥ me some Silversun Pickups
Thanks, Aimee. You don’t know how much I needed that.
(adj) Chuffed: (very pleased) “I’m chuffed to have won”
Via wordnetweb.princeton.edu
I’m right chuffed that I’ve got plenty of wine chilled and waiting.
Wait, you got it all wrong!
It actually goes:
Bump bump bump, Bump da bump bump
Bump bump bump, Bump da boomp
I like the night life baby…
At least there's this...
One of my favorite people on the whole internet is back.
If I were nearby, I’d rush over to hug ya, Mayjah. I’m so sorry for your loss.
What Squibble said.
doublejack:
Fuckyeahskinnyrich?
(Steve Jobs is one of my heroes, straight up.)
Careful there, DJ, that picture’s likely to send AAPL stock plummeting.
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“These people on the other side of the screen are just a construct of your own thoughts and ideas, a caricature of what you’ve created them to be in your own head. Your own life experiences have been projected onto them and making them out to be what you think, not what they are.”
Waves crashing on the beach — Also…
Just read PR’s post last night. This is what I was...
I had a Tumblr dream last night. All I'm going to...
It's 5:00am, and the grocery store doesn't open...
silversmith:
but the dive diner on the corner is open. So I walked in and asked if I could trade my dollar for quarters, then dug into my wallet and realized I didn’t have my dollar. Without blinking, a lovely elderly lady dug into her bag and said: “Oh hey I have some quarters. When you get your quarters, give them to [the counter girl] and she’ll give them to me.”
I’m too sleepy to argue, and...
Happy Birthday, Jon!
There’s like no way I can match Bailey’s post, so I’m just gonna leave it at that.
The teenager working the cash register at Micky...
Either I’ve still got it, or I’ve finally achieved that “cute, harmless old man” look.
Regardless, I’m taking an extra Klonopin this morning. I don’t even want to begin contemplating the truth hiding behind that delicious creamy confection.
UPS is delivering my new Super Ultra Deluxe Tripod...
Prepare your dashboards.
inmi:
I don’t just make chocolate chip pancakes… I go one step further. Hearts.
Come on over, breakfast is ready. Bring me some coffee.
Colombian Supremo, or Kona?
Umm, I'm a bit manic at the moment.
And more than a little promiscuous with my stars. Apparently I’m easy like that.
OH PLEASE GOD FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY LET...
Sorry, Ars Technica. I like your stuff, but I'm...
UNFOLLOW
I'm really uncomfortable with the noises my belly...
I grabbed the wrong container out of the fridge...
Wait, no, I think that actually happened on a TV show I saw.
What say we all chip in and send a keg of Guinness...
Yes we can.
girlmonkey:
WOW, Ronbailey, for a little frog, your house kicks ASS!
Well, the lilypad was just feeling a bit cliched, you know?
“The much-anticipated meeting between Henry Louis Gates Jr. and the officer who arrested him are set for 6 p.m. on Thursday at the White House, a senior administration official said. Sgt. James Crowley will drink Blue Moon, the president will drink Budweiser, and Professor Gates will drink Red Stripe or Beck’s.”
Daily Beast
I’ve never been more disappointed in our...
