July 2009
It’s become so obvious You are so oblivious...
June 2009
Regarding phone anxiety.
essentiallyme:
piscesinpurple:
In middle school I used to pay my best friend to call the pizza place and order delivery for me.
I have a friend who still asks me to make phone calls for her to distributors. And she’s married with a kid.
There’s more than one reason you haven’t heard a phone post from me. My accent is just part of the story.
doublejack:
Mmmm… This tea is delicious. I thought it tasted a bit of almonds, but she said it’s probably just the almond cookies.
I got dibs on his bike, at least if he gets the clutch fixed beforehand.
Why nobody reads the newspaper anymore
A man shoots his son, his wife, and attempts to kill his second son, who survives the attack by fleeing to a neighbors house after taking two bullets in his back. The killer then turns the gun on himself. A couple of days later, police find a letter from the guilty man, written in advance to set his affairs in order. Pretty straightforward murder-suicide, without many questions left unanswered...
I see what you did there.
OK, I love the thrift store as much as anybody,...
Sometimes I wish I could favr your g-Talk status...
SCREW TWINKIES, BRING ME YOUR SWISS ROLLS AND BE...
(Oooops, those Canucks seem to be rubbing off on me.)
I think I'm going to need to refill my...
Pantone 292
That’s quite a lovely color colour, Professor.
Good morning, Angela!
Would you consider posting another of those cute/sexy videos you do today? Or maybe a gratuitous picture? With lots of those cute/sexy freckles?
XOXO
-ronbailey
How are all of these outside, non-following people...
The movie combo game
nickdouglas:
I describe a film plot based on two movies.
You tell me the combined title.
For example: Plot: suburban family gets mad at a hairy mountain-beast for satirizing them in his roman-a-clef.
Title: Deconstructing Harry and the Hendersons.
So reblog or comment with an answer to the following, but ONLY if you write your own too.
Plot: A conman accidentally teaches an Austrian family...
The Drunkard explains why we all love Cheap...
I'm helping my favorite little sister's headache...
Love ya all the same, Bailey.
reblog with an unlikely Michael Bay movie.
yhf:
oledocweirdbeard:
toseethis:
halfbakedidea:
pork2k:
bringtheruckuss:
Catcher in the Rye
directed by Michael Bay.
The Book of Mormon
directed by Michael Bay
Mein Kampf
directed by Michael Bay
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
directed by Michael Bay
Stuart Little
Directed by Michael Bay
A Prayer For Owen Meany
Directed by Michael Bay
Howard’s End...
If @essentiallyme and @notactuallyme were in the...
Like matter and anti-matter?
1,2 I gotta crush on you.
Super Black Market...
Today is Stonewall Day. →
Hey you.
marleymarley:
You’re adorable.
God I hope she was talking to me…
On attribution
binskykitten:
Is it sufficient to create a click-through link on the image? Or is that not quite cricket? Ought one create a ‘via’ link at the bottom?
I have used a few images from flickr, but I always created a click-through on the actual pic.
I am posting this from my BlackBerry so I cannot enable answers, but I would very much like to know if I have been doing it wrong, as it were. Feel...
DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN
Up 2-0 at the half, and still lost. ARGH!
stuffparty:
ronbailey:
Gotta reblog the Cat’s Cradle, cause that’s where I got to have beers with Kim Gordon, Lee Rinaldo and Thurston Moore one time. It’s also where I met my first wife and got in my last fist-fight.
I want to hang out with Ron.
The last interesting thing that happened to me was back in 1993, unless you count Brady. I’m old and boring now.
I’ll just note...
AS_NAKEDLY →
aprilstl:
“I said the complainant had specifically said his campsite, and the fact that he was still nude made me think it was him,” Walls wrote.
I swear we are going to need to borrow the Fark.com “Florida” tag before it’s all said and done.
Take it from a disinterested third party with no...
It’s some kind of meat casserole at best, and really isn’t fit for human consumption.
this one time, at band camp aka work.
essdogg:
atsirhc:
one time, the client/crush was layin’ back in the shampoo bowl and i just wanted to kiss him. instead, i made a joke about my boobs hitting him in the face and he said he’d try not to open his mouth.
Do hairdressers (sorry, I am woefully unaware of what to call hair-cutting professionals that will not get me scissors in the eardrum) do this kind of thing on purpose? I mean,...
fair warning
inthefade:
I took a vacation day today. I was hoping Todd could take the day off as well, but he’s got a big project going on so he can’t.
So here I am, with nothing to do except clean my house and sit on tumblr and twitter.
Just wanted to warn your dashboard.
Used to be it was “Michele’s off work - I’m planting my ass if front of the computer all day”.
Now...
Just cause it’s Friday.
The Clash -...