April 2009
NOT YOU
(via weselec)
Fuck it. Now I’m just confused.
OH MY GOD
mayjah:
inthefade:
weselec:
SHUT THE FUCK UP
What’s funny is I did not spend any time wondering if any of those secret tumblr posts were about me. But I saw this and thought OH MY GOD HE MEANS ME.
My mental state is unrivaled.
Whatever that means.
That’s funny, I was 100% sure he meant me. It’s OK guys, I GOT THIS.
He was OBVIOUSLY referring to me… I don’t know what the fuck...
March 2009
Rocketship Underpants
“What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ‘em?” ~ Calvin & Hobbes
But really, “underpants” is just one of my favorite words of all time. It’s silly, in a vague way, and it just makes me smile. So much better than “underwear”.
How long till this just gets to be annoying?
I can ask questions nao?
Tit for Tat
69 followers on Tumblr. Nobody sneeze.
Damn
Damn, I wanted to say something to one of you guys, but the term “@atsween” is just too redundant, isn’t it?
And just how do you pronounce it with sounding like you are calling him something from a Star Wars movie?
“The emotional stress of loss and/or the intensity of a game played in a high profile rivalry such as the Super Bowl can trigger total and cardiovascular deaths,” said Dr. Robert Kloner, a professor of medicine at the University of Southern California, who presented the study at the American College of Cardiology scientific meeting in Orlando.
Excuse me MSNBC, but could you explain how...
BTW
Jeez but are the front ends on the new F1 cars ugly, or what?
Ignore this rant. It will bore you.
jessabelle2o7:
Today I’m reading a brief that has the audacity to cite Plessy v. Ferguson, a U.S. Supreme Court decision that was rendered in a very dark time in our Nation’s history — the post-Civil War Reconstruction era. The Plessy ruling upheld the constitutionality of Louisiana’s Jim Crow Laws. The body of the holding and its pathetic attempt to narrow the scope the Fourteenth Amendment’s...
Secret Message Tumble
All these secret message tumbles are wreaking havoc with my paranoia.
Will Saletan:
So why do I keep bringing up abortion as a moral problem? Because it is a moral problem. It’s the destruction of a developing human being. For that reason, the less we do it, the better. When I say abortion is bad, I’m not saying it’s necessarily worse than bringing a child into the world in lousy circumstances. I’m saying it’s worse than avoiding...
jessabelle2o7:
Last year around this time, I...
Secret Message Tumble
You had me at “hello”.
Secret Message Tumble
inthefade:
luckyshirt:
I want you.
You only want me for my unicorns.
Oh, it’s not just the unicorns, sweetie. Promise.
Walk the walk
So you think sitting in the dark for an hour somehow makes you an environmentalist? Do me a favor - leave your lights on tonight, and promise me you’ll ride the bus or take the metro to work at least twice a week for the rest of the year. Then we can talk about being “green”.
toldorknown:
giromide:
For Colton Z, born at...
my twitter/tumblr crush is...
srslainey:
@lonelysandwich. not just because he proposed via DM (SO ROMANTICAL, AMIRITE?) and not just because he knows he’s too good for/to follow me. he’s just terribly funny and attractive. there, i’ve said it. oh, like you’re not totally thinking about him in the shower, too.
so, that’s my *crush*. BUT! my twitter/tumblr boyfriend is @spdracerx. we have an understanding about mister...
Crushin'
Admit my Twitter/Tumblr crush? No problem…. It’s….
It’s….
You. I’m crazy for you. I love you, man. Don’t forget it.
One more thing...
The previous post certainly wasn’t meant as a rip on ignorant people. All of us are ignorant about different things at different times, and that’s certainly no big deal. But people who are willfully ignorant, who revel in their ignorance, who routinely spout off about subjects they clearly know nothing about, and actually expect me to take them seriously get under my skin in a big...
Dumbass
“The public loves Joe the Plumber,” the spokesperson, Mary Ellen Burke, claimed to me. “They see him as a role model.”
Asked whether Joe the Plumber had any particular knowledge or expertise about EFCA that might explain the decision to enlist him, Burke said that he was being enlisted to provide a “grassroots perspective” and “the working perspective” on the measure.
Pressed on whether Joe...
