October 2009
“Halloween. The agrophobic paedofiles favourite holiday of the year.”
–
Frankie Boyle, who we are going to see next year. Awesome. (via mr-7)
Agrophobic? Does that mean he’s afraid of gardening?
Nephew: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Me: No clue. Nephew: Fo’ drizzle. Me: …
God I’m a chump.
I think I may have single-handedly driven up the...
I sure hope this stuff works.
“The noose has tightened around the necks of Christians to keep them from...”
– - Pat Robertson
Seriously. Watch it. via (via insooutso)
Oh Pat, you can speak out all you’d like. It’s just that no one is listening to your fat ass anymore.
“ My view is that homosexual acts, not homosexuality, but homosexual acts are...”
– Ken Cuccinelli, GOP candidate for Virginia’s Attorney General
How is this guy supposedly fit to represent our commonwealth, where over 1,165,000 people self-identify as gay, lesbian or bi-sexual?
“We met up in Hardin, Montana, and intended to go to the Crow Fair, the grandest...”
– Dalva Northridge, a character in Jim Harrison’s “The Road Home”. Harrison was writing of Montana cowboys in the passage above, but the line about being “proud to have never read a book from front to back” struck home with me. My exposure has been mostly to southern rednecks, but I’ve...
I guess I should be more specific - my b-day isn't...
Because mid-week parties aren’t nearly as much fun.
Tomorrow the woman I love will drive four hours to...
"Walruses are horny buggers and good with a...
That’s one for the ages, DJ.
Public bathroom etiquette
damselesque:
I have a pet peeve. And boy oh boy, does it really bug me.
Here’s the scenario: I’m in the bathroom stall, doing my business, and someone comes in and enters the stall next to mine. Okay, the bathroom is empty, except for me. The are four other empty stalls she could choose. But she has to choose the one right next to me. So, I stop doing my business, wash up, and leave. Because...
I've got a list for some of you, all right.
Things I've learned (so far, anyway)
Learn, live and love.
Welcome change.
Know that everything you’ve seen and everything you’ve learned and everything you’ve done to this point is just the tiniest fraction of what lies ahead.
Help the people who need it.
Embrace the people who don’t quite fit in.
Smile at someone who doesn’t exactly look like everyone else
Read a book.
Write a poem.
Write a...
Flavor Of The Week: You Should Be In Pictures →
I alt-3 Ainsley.
My mom once asked me if a panic attack was like...
shoesonwrong:
It’s awesome when it happens in the grocery store.
You mean like last night? SO MUCH FUN.
My second favorite location is at job interviews.
HEH! I just heard someone talking about a "USB...
It’s even funnier when you say it out loud.
Especially with a straight face.
(Everybody knows those things are “gizmos”, not “dongles”.)
Dear binsky
xntrek:
you are amazing. you are kind and warm and lovely. I bet I’m not the only one who thinks so either.
I’m kinda fond of her, for shure.
Sometimes I don't have a clue what you guys are...
harrisuz:
I can’t wait till Halloween is over so I can think about Thanksgiving. Ok I’m already thinking about Thanksgiving, but after Halloween I can talk about how I’m thinking about it. Ok so I’m already talking about how I’m thinking about it, but I guess it makes me sound, I don’t know, eager? Can you sound too eager about Thanksgiving?? OH SHUT YOUR FACE. Anyway, this will be my first...
Hmmm... I suppose you could make the argument that...
Not that you’d make any sense, but you could do it if you wanted to.
I have no earthly idea why I did that.
I blame @berimbauone.
“My political beliefs, my ideas about social justice, are as deeply held as my...”
– Can We Talk About Religion, Please? - The Moral of the Story Blog - NYTimes.com
Via Abby’s Facespace link
Essdog totally owes me a new wireless keyboard.
That is, unless he tells me how to clean up all the Coke Zero he made me spew all over my old one.
Interstate 81 to get extra truck lane north of... →
$141 million invested in local infrastructure and jobs, upgrading one of the most-traveled roads on the east coast - this is our president’s stimulus package made real.
Remember this the next time you hear a Republican gripe about “government spending”.